(not so) common sense

Most of the books we read have strategies assuming people are rational. What if there was a book on "How to work in a group of people who are common sense challenged". It might have chapters like below (tongue in cheek):- 

1.  What to use when logic fails?

2.  How to react when you try to help someone and they think you are attacking them? 

3.  How to explain when they think the problem is actually you? 

4.  How to protect your own intelligence while trying to argue nonsensical points? 

5.  How to sense when someone changed the subject away from actual problem that had to be solved? 

6.  10 tips for keeping calm, poker face and even tone while dealing with dead ends 

7.  How to deal with not one, but a group of such people all at the same time arguing different things except the actual issue? 

8. How to avoid the situation of victim becoming accused? 

9. Tips from dealing with infants - how to explain as if you are talking to a 3 year old? 

10.Meditation techniques for keeping your sanity 

11. Shadow boxing - how to solve actual problems in a battle of perceptions?